The following is presented for amusement purposes only and is not intended to dissuade or discourage attendance at what is sure to be a fantastic week at AirVenture 2019. Come on in… the water is fine!
Top ten signs that it’s a wet year at Oshkosh 2019
The One Week Wonder is 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits.
Kevin Costner is here and looking for dry land.
Way too much whey in the cheese curds.
There’s a special showing of The Perfect Storm at the Theater in the Waves.
Things are going swimmingly at the Icon A5 pavilion.
The vintage recovery and restoration project is the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Mike Busch is doing workshops on outdrives.
Lake Winnebago isn’t just part of Oshkosh, Oshkosh is part of Lake Winnebago.
On the bright side, Great Lakes Sturgeon don’t bite.
It’s being called Sloshkosh.